my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”
my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction
CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK
IM SO EXCITED
GALE GETTING PREGNANT
PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT
SNOW GIVING BIRTH
PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME
RUE IS A ZOMBIE
CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK
EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS
OMG! DISTRIC 14!!
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed