*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
party at my house bring food then leave
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
me everytime I lose a follower
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.